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"I Have a Big Cock" – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Gildan Hoodie

"I Have a Big Cock" – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Gildan Hoodie

Regular price $35.95 USD
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Color: Black
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Description

Step up your style and your sense of humor with this hilarious hoodie that’s bound to turn heads. Featuring a bold design of a man proudly holding a really big chicken, it’s a cheeky twist on a classic double entendre—perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and cozy fashion.

This unisex heavy-blend hoodie offers more than just laughs:

  • Warm and plush comfort: Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester to keep you snug on chilly days.
  • Practical design: Spacious kangaroo pocket and color-matched drawcords for extra flair.
  • Eco-friendly style: Ethically made with 100% US-grown cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for a sustainable touch.

Whether you’re heading out for errands, hanging with friends, or showing off your "big cock" (in hoodie form), this sweatshirt brings the laughs and the warmth!

Care Guide

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed.
Tumble dry low for best results.
Do not iron directly on the design.
Avoid dry cleaning to maintain fabric quality.

Size Guide

cm
inches
Size Width Length Sleeve Length Size Tolerance
S 51 69 85.09 3.81
M 56 71 87.63 3.81
L 61 74 90.17 3.81
XL 66 76 92.71 3.81
2XL 71 79 95.25 3.81
3XL 76 81 97.79 3.81
4XL 81 84 100.33 3.81
5XL 86 86 102.97 3.81
Size Width Length Sleeve Length Size Tolerance
S 20.08 27.17 33.50 1.5
M 22.05 27.95 34.50 1.5
L 24.02 29.13 35.50 1.5
XL 25.98 29.92 36.50 1.5
2XL 27.99 31.10 37.50 1.5
3XL 29.92 31.89 38.50 1.5
4XL 31.89 33.07 39.50 1.5
5XL 33.86 33.86 40.50 1.5

Shipping Information

We’ve got fulfillment centers in the USA, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, so it doesn’t have to take a world tour before reaching you! This means quicker delivery and top-notch quality, every time. Our processing time is lightning fast—just 1 to 3 business days—and delivery is a breeze:

  • 3 to 5 business days

Consider it express VIP treatment for your order! 🚀

Please note: These are estimates, and delivery times may vary by a few business days. But rest assured, it’ll be worth the wait!

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